I look forward to October every year. Not for the fall leaves, or even the cool weather. I look forward to October so that I can try all of the pumpkin spice things. Not only is my beloved pumpkin spice latte back, but now I can also happily spend all of my money purchasing and consuming all of the pumpkin spice things!
Am I really that basic? Or maybe just a victim of marketing? I’m not really sure, but clearly there is an entire mass of people that feel the same way that I do. Every year more and more pumpkin spice products come out, and just like pokemon, I’ve gotta catch them all!
Then it happened. Today I was browsing Facebook when I saw it. Pumpkin. Spice. Salmon.
WHY!?
Continue reading and decide for yourself; have we gone too far?
1. Pumpkin Spice English Muffins
2. Pumpkin Spice Almonds
3. Pumpkin Spice Gum
4. Pumpkin Spice Listerine Pocket Packs
5. Pumpkin Spice m&ms
6. Pumpkin Spice Pringles
7. Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats
8. Pumpkin Spiced Butter
9. Pumpkin Spice Four Loko
10. Pumpkin Spice Greek Yogurt
11. Pumpkin Spice Oreos
12. Pumpkin Spice Pasta Sauce
13. Pumpkin Spice Vodka
14. Pumpkin Spice Toothpaste
15. Pumpkin Spice Lasagna
16. Pumpkin Spice Mallows
17. Pumpkin Spice Beef Jerky
18. Pumpkin Spice Moonshine
19. Pumpkin Spice Clif Bar
20. Pumpkin Spice Instant Oatmeal
21. Pumpkin Spice Kisses
22. Pumpkin Spice Biscotti
23. Pumpkin Spiced Eggo Waffles
24. Pumpkin Spice Dog Conditioner
25. Pumpkin Spice Kefir
26. Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese
27. Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausages
28. Pumpkin Spice Popcorn
29. Pumpkin Spice Cinnamon Rolls
30. Pumpkin Spice Hummus
31. Pumpkin Spice Kahlua
32. Pumpkin Spice Pudding
33. Pumpkin Spice Peeps
34. Pumpkin Spice Peanutbutter
35. Pumpkin Spice Bagels
Okay…. So I think I’ve just put together my next shopping list.
