What is a neckbeard?
The Google dictionary says a neckbeard is “a growth of hair on a man’s neck, especially when regarded as indicative of poor grooming.”
Know Your Meme on the other hand describes a neckbeard as “Neckbeard is a pejorative term referring to unattractive, overweight and misogynistic Internet users who wear a style of facial hair in which a majority of the growth is present on the chin and neck. Neckbeards are commonly associated with hipster stereotypes and Internet addicts who frequent websites like 4chan and Reddit.”
Lastly, Encyclopaedia Dramatica describes a neckbeard as “A Neckbeard (also known as a neard, a portmanteau, or the bloatee) is the strange under-the-chin hair growth only seen on fatties, drug addicts with a messianic complex and UNIX programmers. It is derived from the “Abe Lincoln” (not to be confused with the sex move as the neckbearded have no relation to sex). The purpose of this beard is to delineate the neck from the chin when the two have merged due to obesity, forming a bullfrog neck. Wearers hope it will make them look like a badass from Hackers or The Matrix, yet it merely reminds observers of fucking chin lack.”
A neckbeard is to beards as the comb-over is to hair. It is never, ever cool.
So, what’s a neckbeard nest?
Neckbeard nests are the battlestations PC gamers use to pwn noobs and post troll comments on the internet.
The PC Master Race?
More like PC master DISGRACE! (that was a burn)
It’s easy to keep your icons lined up when the computer does the work for you
Keeping your battlestation clean is a much more difficult task.
What Sorcery is this?
Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted
The perfect dungeon for gaming… and creating sick beats
I wonder if that xbox is complete with The Red Ring of Death?
Each monitor adds +500 XP
Who’s got time for cleaning when their are noobs to pwn?
These images should be a good reminder to update your anti-virus
What is that contraption on the desk?
Have you thought about switching operating systems yet?
xbox room of shame
This is what happens when you upgrade to windows 10
You’ve been warned
I need a drink too.
This guy beat you at halo
And then did one of those tea bag things.
Everyone knows there are no games on playstation
Dirty console peasants…
Hydration is key to hitting max level
How PC gamers really live
Retro gaming nest
No Apple user would ever live like this.
The tub is a very safe place for a battlestation!
Hit next for moar!
Someone enjoys a good cheese curl snack
Keep going, there is so much goodness ahead!
Gotta administer those systems from somewhere!
Can you spot the battlestation?
No nest is complete without a fedora
This is where all the flea market DVDs come from…
A random assortment of goodies…
The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race!
Is it time to install Linux?